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directonpc

Re- The Guys Code

(Sep 20 2014 at 07:40pm)

make I hear am sha...

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kossydiba

Re- The Guys Code

(Sep 21 2014 at 10:54pm)

Will make sure I drop it. Jst got a little trouble wit mi phone

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kossydiba

Re- The Guys Code

(Sep 22 2014 at 04:53pm)

A few of this rules may not apply to Nigerians, but the idea is
the same
Guy Code
The code by which each and every man must and will follow.
The code is for a man’s eyes only; any woman found guilty
of reading the guy code will no longer be communicated
with by any member of the male gender, unless rated an 8
or higher on the official scale of hotness, and offering a
intimate favour for every rule she has read. Any man found
breaking the guy code will no longer be considered a man
for the next 24 hours. This includes no sex, no beer, no
sports, no bars, no trucks, no video games, and
unfortunately, no Indecency.
guy code
The unwritten code that all guys must follow in order to be a
man. Unless you are a homo then your more along the lines
of girl code. There are things to follow when using guy code.
Guy code is the RULES of being a guy, and any "guy" that
says that guy code are more like guidlines theyre probobaly
a homo.
1. If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is
off limits forever! Unless you actually marry her.
2. When questioned by a friend's girlfriend, you need not
and should not provide any information as to his
whereabouts. You are even permitted to deny his very
existence.
3. Unless he murdered someone in your immediate family,
you must bail a friend out of jail within 24 hours.
4. A best man's toast may not include any of the following
phrases, "down in Tijuana", "one time when we were all piss
drunk", or "and this girl had the biggest rack you ever saw".
5. You may exaggerate any anecdote told to your friends by
50% without recrimination, beyond that anyone within
earshot is allowed to yell out "bullshit!". (exception: when
trying to pick up a girl, the allowable exaggeration is 400%)
6. Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.
7. The minimum amount of time you have to wait for
another man is 5 minutes. The maximum is 6 minutes. For a
girl, you are required to wait 10 minutes for every point of
hotness she scores on the classic 1-10 scale.
8. Bitching about the brand of free beverages in your
buddy's refrigerator is forbidden. But gripe at will if the
temperature is not suitable.
9. A friend must be permitted to borrow anything you own -
grill, car, firstborn child - within 12 hr notice. Women or
anything considered "lucky" are not applicable in this case.
10. Falling on a grenade for a buddy (agreeing to distract the
skanky friend of the hot babe he's trying to score) is your
legal duty. But should you get carried away with your good
deed and end up getting on the beast, your pal is forbidden
to ever speak of it.
11. Do not torpedo single friends.
12. On a road trip, the strongest bladder determines pit
stops, not the weakest.
13. Before dating a buddy's ex you are required to ask his
permission. If he grants it, he is however allowed to say,
"man, your gonna love the way she licks your balls"
14. Women who claim they "love to watch sports" must be
treated as spies until they demonstrate knowledge of the
game and the ability to pick a Buffalo wing clean.
15. If a mans zipper is down, that’s his problem, you didn’t
see anything!
16. No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present
for another man. (in fact, even remembering your best
friends birthday is optional)
17. You must offer heartfelt condolences over the death of a
girlfriends cat, even if it was you who secretly set it on fire
and threw it into a ceiling fan.
18. While your girlfriend must bond with your buddies
girlfriends with in 30 minutes of meeting them, you are not
required to make nice with her gal pal's boyfriends- low
level sports bonding is all the law requires.
19. Unless you have a lucrative endorsement contract, do
not appear in public wearing more than one Nike swoosh.

HERO

kossydiba

Re- The Guys Code

(Sep 22 2014 at 04:58pm)

20. When stumbling upon other guys watching a sporting
event, you may always ask the score of the game in
progress, but you may never ask who's playing.
21. If your girlfriend asks to set your friend up with her ugly,
whiny, loser friend of hers, you must grant permission, but
only if you have ample time to warn your friend to prepare
his excuse about joining the priesthood.
22. Only in a situation of mortal danger or Bottom peril are
you permitted to kick another member of the male species
in the testicles.
23. Unless you're in prison, never fight Unclad. This includes
men who aren't wearing shirts. If your buddy is
outnumbered outmanned, or too drunk to defend himself,
you must jump into the fight. Exception: if during the past 24
hours your friends actions have caused you to think "what
this guy needs is a good Bottom wuppin", in which case you
may refrain from getting involved and stand back and enjoy.
24. Friends don’t let friends wear speedos. Ever. Case closed.
25. Fives must be called at all times when getting out of your
seat. If not, your seat is up for grabs. However, "house rules"
may come into effect, in which case it is left up to the owner
of the seat.
26. Shotgun can be called on anything where a shotgun
applies., as long as you are in eyesight of the object, or it is
at a reasonable time.
27. When picking players for sports teams it is permissible to
skip over your buddy in favor of better athletes- as long as
you don’t let him be the last sorry son of a Dam standing on
the sideline.
28. If you ever compliment a guy's six pack, you better be
talking about his choice of beverage.
29. Never join your girlfriend in ragging on a buddy of yours,
unless she is withholding sex, pending your response.
30. Phrases that may never be uttered to another man while
lifting weights:
"Yeah, baby, push it!"
"Come on, give me one more, harder!"
"Another set and we can hit the showers"
"Nice Bottom! Are you a Sagittarius?"
31. Never hesitate to reach for the last beverage or pizza,
but not both. That’s just mean.
32. Never talk to another man in the bathroom unless you
are on equal footing: both urinating, both waiting in line for
all other situations an "I recognize you" nod will do just fine.
33. Never allow a telephone conversation with a woman to
go on longer than you are able to have sex with her. Keep a
stopwatch nearby, hang up if necessary.
34. You can not rat out a friend who show's up to work or
class with a massive hangover, however you may: hide the
aspirin, smear his chair with limburger cheese, turn the
brightness on his computer way up so he thinks its broken,
or have him paged every seven minutes.
35. If you catch your girl messing around with your best
friend, let your states crime of passion laws be your guide.
36. If your buddy is trying to hook up with a girl, you may
sabotage him only in a manor that gives you no chances of
getting any either.
37. Before allowing a drunken friend to cheat on his girl, you
must attempt one intervention. If he can get up on his feet,
look you in the eye, and deliver a "Bleep off" then you are
absolved from all responsibility. Later on it is ok that you
have no idea what his girlfriend is talking about.
38. The morning after you and a babe, who was formerly
"just a friend", go at it, the fact that you're feeling weird and
guilty is no reason not to jump on her again before there is
a discussion about what a big mistake it was.
39. If a buddy has lint, an eyelash, or any other foreign
object on his hair or face, under no circumstances are you
permitted to remove it. However an appropriate hand
gesture may be made to make him aware of it.
40. An anniversary is recognized on a yearly basis, under no
circumstances will anything be celebrated in an interval
other than a year
41. When using a urinal in a public restroom, a buffer zone
of at least o

HERO

kossydiba

Re- The Guys Code

(Sep 22 2014 at 05:00pm)

43. The only time dicking over a buddy for a girl is legal, is
when the girl ranks a 8 or above on the 1-10 scale.
(exception: a girl may rank from 5-7, as long as there is
MouthAction involved).
44. A mans gotta scratch what a mans gotta scratch. This
applies to picking as well. Let the man be.
45. No man shall ever watch any of the following programs
on TV:
Figure skating
Men's gymnastics
Any sport involving women (unless viewed for intimate
purposes)
46. If you accidentally touch or brush against any part of
another man below the waist, it is an understood accident,
and NO apologies or any reference to the occurrence is
necessary.
47. No man shall spend more than 2 minutes in front of a
mirror. If more time is required, a three minute waiting
period must be allowed before returning to the mirror.
48. Any dispute lasting any longer than 3 minutes will and
must be settled by rock, paper, scissors. There is no
argument too important for this determining method.
49. No man will ever willingly watch a movie in which the
main theme is dancing, and if a man shall happen to view
such a movie it is only acceptable if its with a girlfriend.
50. Only acceptable time when a man is allowed to cry:
when a heroic dog dies to save his master.
after being struck in the testicles with anything moving fast
than 7 mph.
When your date is using her teeth.
The day Anna Kornikova chooses a husband.
51. If a bet is made, and the challenge is completed, then
the bettor may recoup his money by immediately
completing a more daring challenge. If he refuses the
challenge or chooses not to propose one, then and only
then, must the money be paid.
52. self-service often. (exception: if your roommate is due
back within the hour)
53. If a hot girl shall happen to pass by while you are in an
arms reach of your buddy, you must, and will, tap him on
the shoulder to make him aware of the babe.
54. A man's shoes may not intentionally match any other
article of clothing on his body.
55. No comment shall ever be made to a man about how
much he is sweating. In fact, there is no need bring notice to
any body part which he may be sweating from.
56. No man shall ever allow anyone to speak ill of The
Simpsons or any Rocky movie. (Exception: Rocky V)
57. You have not made any mistake if you find that there are
extra pieces after reassembling or assembling an object. In
fact, you have just found a way to make that object more
efficient.
58. There are is never an occasion in which any shirt without
buttons may be tucked in. (Exception: when you are
participating in a organized sporting event)
59. Unless you are under the age of 11 or wearing a bathing
suit,, DON’T wear whitey tighty's. It still escapes all reasoning
as to why they even make them in adult sizes.
60. Any object thrown with reasonable speed and accuracy,
MUST be caught.
61. No man shall ever keep track of, or count, the amount of
beers he has had in a night.
62. Under no circumstances may two non-related men share
a bed or anything which can be perceived as a mattress.
63. In an empty room, car, ect., a man can not ask another
man if he is mad because he isn’t talking.
64. If you jiggle more than twice, your playing with it.
65. A man shall never help another man apply sun tan oil.
66. The guy who wants something the most is responsible
for getting it.
67. If your friend says "Lick my nuts" as a way to put you
down, don't try to be funny by saying "OK" and moving your
head towards his crotch, two homosexual references in a
row are just plain scary...
68. If you say ouch, you are a Kitty-Cat!
69. It is the God given duty of every man to assist any other
man that may be in need of assistance in obtaining every
guys dream (party with two girls)

HERO

kossydiba

Re- The Guys Code

(Sep 22 2014 at 05:01pm)

Guy Code
The unwritten code that all guys must follow in order to be a
man. Unless you are a homo then your more along the lines
of girl code. There are things to follow when using guy code.
Guy code is the RULES of being a man and any "guy" that
says that guy code are more like guidlines theyre probobaly
No homo

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directonpc

Re- The Guys Code

(Sep 22 2014 at 05:14pm)

hehehe e long o but I go try read