dice5t
Flattery pick up lines to sweep her of her feet
(Aug 21 2014 at 09:30am)
Are you religious? Because you're the answer to all
my prayers. Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my
knee falling for you. I'm not a photographer, but I can picture me and
you together. They say dating is a numbers game... so can I get
your number? Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot? Is your daddy a Baker? Because you've got a nice
set of buns! Did you invent the airplane? Cause you seem Wright
for me. If I were a stop light, I'd turn red everytime you
passed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer. I wanna live in your socks so I can be with you
every step of the way. I thought happiness started with an H. Why does
mine start with U? I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have
yours? Hey baby, you must be a light switch, cuz every time
I see you, you turn me on! Are you a camera? Because every time I look at
you, I smile. For a moment I thought I had died and gone to
heaven. Now I see that I am very much alive, and
heaven has been brought to me. Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend
material. Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a
pretty sweet ass. Do you have a map? I'm getting lost in your eyes. I don't have a library card, but do you mind if I
check you out? Are you an orphanage? Cause I wanna give you
kids. I was feeling a little off today, but you definitely
turned me on. I'm sorry, I don't think we've met. I wouldn't forget
a pretty face like that. My buddies bet me that I wouldn't be able to start a
conversation with the most beautiful girl in the bar.
Wanna buy some drinks with their money? Are you a fruit, because Honeydew you know how
fine you look right now? Does your left eye hurt? Because you've been
looking right all day. I will stop loving you when an apple grows from a
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Last edited 21 Aug 2014
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Samuel161
Re- Flattery pick up lines to sweep her of her feet
(Aug 22 2014 at 11:30pm)
Dammit am using every one of this lines
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